3.8 Release
Song "Hackers of the Lost RAID" [ ogg
5.6mb
mp3 8.1mb ]
Music composed by Ty Semaka and
Jonathan Lewis. The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan
Lewis. Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios.
Narrator: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!
Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!
Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most treacherous
of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and morality like none
other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed hackologist and adventurer!
Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from the
steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile vendor has he
thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.
Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!
Marlus: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.
Puffy: I'm a careful guy Marlus.
Puffy and Salmah: They're
hacking in the wrong place!
Beluge: You will never get the
documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!
Puffy: Now you're getting
nasty.
Puffy: SCSI's, why'd it have to
be SCSI's?
Salmah: API's, very dangerous.
You go first.
Narrator: Through thick and
thin our hero persists, until finally, there before him lies the answer
of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most secure operating
system, to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once
again by the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero
prevail?
Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
Puffiana Jones!